THE MOST BIZARRE THING I EVER SEEN. WTH?!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
He said, she said. :)
Sharing some jokes with you all so you'll have a good laugh!
Have a nice day peeps! :)
ps: thx to my dearest friend for sharing dis with me. ^^
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
She said...Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
She said...The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
He said... Cause you're fatter then they are.
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
Have a nice day peeps! :)
ps: thx to my dearest friend for sharing dis with me. ^^
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
She said...Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
She said...The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
He said... Cause you're fatter then they are.
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
Weird Library. Zzzz..
Hmm.. I still can't get used to the weird form 6 life. XD
The teachers won't use textbooks, and we have to bring our own reference books, whatever books we like, the teachers won't care.
And then there're no exercise books, we will do our homeworks in separated Kertas Kajang.
Things can get pretty messy like dat though. The papers will fly here and there and I NEED A FILE ASAP!
The most bizarre thing is the library.
At first we are sooooo thrilled to see so many reference books there, waiting for us to pick them up.
When we got them to the counter, and the librarian told us, " Sorry, only the books WITHOUT the orange round stickers are allowed to be borrowed."
We walked sullenly back to the rack and WTH ALL OF THEM GOT THE ORANGE ROUND STICKERS!!!!!!
Okay, so the conclusion is WE CAN'T BORROW ANYTHING USEFUL.
So what's the library for? :(((
I kinda miss SMKSI2. At least the books are still borrow-able. XD
Another annoying thing is the chinese books. I searched the whole library and only came up with a tiny rack with some super old chinese books. :(((((
Qian flipped to the last page and looked at the last date people borrowed the book.
Guess wat, the year is 1987.
x.x 22 years ago! Oh my goodness. What is this school doing? Why nobody complain??? How can I going to live without chinese books??? [okay okay, dat's a lil bit exaggerating. I miss my old school la! At least there're still a lot of chinese books! T.T]
:( So yea, Qian and I immediately went to work once we got into our class.
We started to write a Surat Cadangan to the library.
There was a Cadangan box standing right there at the counter so we decided to try out luck. Lol.
We wrote exactly an essay elaborating on our disappointments and expectations.
Very very silly actually. I dun even think they'll going to treat us seriously. :(
Anyway, we signed as "Form 6 students" at the end of the letter. XD
The funny thing was Hui Ling doubted whether the librarian can read English fluently, she even suggested us to make another copy of translation to Bahasa Malaysia. Zzzzz...
^^ haha.. dat's the stuff for 2day.
The teachers won't use textbooks, and we have to bring our own reference books, whatever books we like, the teachers won't care.
And then there're no exercise books, we will do our homeworks in separated Kertas Kajang.
Things can get pretty messy like dat though. The papers will fly here and there and I NEED A FILE ASAP!
The most bizarre thing is the library.
At first we are sooooo thrilled to see so many reference books there, waiting for us to pick them up.
When we got them to the counter, and the librarian told us, " Sorry, only the books WITHOUT the orange round stickers are allowed to be borrowed."
We walked sullenly back to the rack and WTH ALL OF THEM GOT THE ORANGE ROUND STICKERS!!!!!!
Okay, so the conclusion is WE CAN'T BORROW ANYTHING USEFUL.
So what's the library for? :(((
I kinda miss SMKSI2. At least the books are still borrow-able. XD
Another annoying thing is the chinese books. I searched the whole library and only came up with a tiny rack with some super old chinese books. :(((((
Qian flipped to the last page and looked at the last date people borrowed the book.
Guess wat, the year is 1987.
x.x 22 years ago! Oh my goodness. What is this school doing? Why nobody complain??? How can I going to live without chinese books??? [okay okay, dat's a lil bit exaggerating. I miss my old school la! At least there're still a lot of chinese books! T.T]
:( So yea, Qian and I immediately went to work once we got into our class.
We started to write a Surat Cadangan to the library.
There was a Cadangan box standing right there at the counter so we decided to try out luck. Lol.
We wrote exactly an essay elaborating on our disappointments and expectations.
Very very silly actually. I dun even think they'll going to treat us seriously. :(
Anyway, we signed as "Form 6 students" at the end of the letter. XD
The funny thing was Hui Ling doubted whether the librarian can read English fluently, she even suggested us to make another copy of translation to Bahasa Malaysia. Zzzzz...
^^ haha.. dat's the stuff for 2day.
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