Friday, February 5, 2010

Perverts Part II.

So this is perverts Part II.
I guess there should be a lot of perverts here in Malaysia too. Just that I haven't meet one before, or maybe I have met them, they just didn't dare to say anything pervertic to me. Lol.


Featuring: A Fat Trumpet Player, 2 Hellos, Define Love, Clean.


Facebook is banned in China. You guys know about that right?
And so there was a new China Facebook, totally in Chinese and copy the exact format of Facebook.
Therefore for the first 3 months losing touch with the real facebook, I coped with the depression and cheering myself up with the substitution.

As I said, foreigners were very much welcomed so a lot of ppl in the conservatory added me up, including a trumpet player. He asked me about myself and introduced me some nice classical songs and gave me useful advices about music education and he was pretty normal so I gave him my msn since he asked.

I had never really met him in person, and one day I was walking to the canteen with Jiun Hui, and in front of us, the trumpeter and his friend were walking towards us too.
So as a polite gesture, I said hi to him and asked, "So you're so and so right?"
After the greetings we went separate ways. That was the 1st Hello.

And another hello happened somewhere in the conservatory too, in the lift perhaps? I forgotten.
It was a very very brief wave of hand, I recalled. And that was it.

Then when I got back to hostel and onlined late a night the msn window popped up.
It was the trumpeter.

"Wen Xi, I Love You."

"Jiun Hui, come see this." I was gaping at the screen and gestured for Jiun Hui to come over.
To prevent any misunderstandings, it was better to ask clearly what he really meant.

"What do you mean by you love me?"

And his answer was, "When I said I love you I mean I really like you and I want to take care of you forever."

YUCK. SO HE COPIED THAT SOMEWHERE FROM TAIWAN LOVE DRAMA OR SOMETHING? I WANT TO PUKE.

"But I thought we just met twice? And we didn't really talk to each other at all?"

"It doesn't matter. The first time I saw you, I think you're so clean, so elegant, so pretty..."



CLEAN? WTH. =.=''' Another virgin stalker I assumed.

"I'm sorry I already got a bf, so it's better if we can just be normal friends."

"But I can wait for you!"

LOL, Jiun Hui and I were both laughing so loud, coz it was so absurd and he was talking like scripts in Taiwan Drama and that was soooo tacky.

In the end we just managed to get rid of him by warning him if he continued saying things like that, he would be ignored. So he relented. And great thing, I wasn't disturbed by him anymore. :) YAYYY..



There're a lot of perverts. I just need to be super careful. X.X ish.



Perverts Part I.

My friends had been gaping at my stories about perverts in my conservatory.
And I just realised I haven't write anything about that in my blog yet.
It's not too late to start now. :)
Enjoy the stories then.



Featuring: A Clarinetist, Virginity, Lunch, Phone Call


I had been pretty "popular" in my conservatory since I was a foreigner and everyone there was interested in discovering more about me, the girl from Malaysia who can speak fluent Chinese and English, which they cannot understand why.

I was asked pretty much the same questions. In Chinese of course. I'm just doing the translation now.

"Why you can speak Chinese so well? I wouldn't know you're a foreigner if you don't tell me!"
"OMG, you're a Malaysian, that means your English must be super good right? Can you teach me pls pls pls?"
"So you emigrated to Malaysia at what age?"





Most of them had the same assumption that all the Chinese living overseas somehow emigrated themselves to other countries.





I told them, "No, I was borned in Malaysia."
"Owh then your parents emigrated to Malaysia then?"
"No, my ancestors were already in Malaysia a long longggg time ago."
"That's weird."

So the same routine went on and on when I met new friends. Lol.



And the guys found me interesting too, and pretty lots of them try to ask me out for lunch or something. I found no harm in eating in the canteen with lots of ppl around and Jiun Hui with me. Things were fine until one day Jiun Hui had to go practise and I was stuck with a clarinetist in the canteen.

He had just ended a phone call with his girlfriend in his hometown. And he just looked at me and said, "Wait for me for a year and then I'll tackle you."





*Geez. I'm stuck not only with a clarinetist but a freak.*





"Owh, er... so why do you have to wait for a year?"

"Coz I want to concentrate on my musical studies and then only I want to court the girl I like."





*Charming speeches wasted on a flirty freak.*




"Owh, then what about that girlfriend you talking to just now?"

"What? Her? Well, I don't think we stand any chance, too faraway to sustain the relationship I think. I will just give up."




I just ate my lunch after telling him I got a boyfriend that I really loved back in Malaysia, though he didn't really seem to care.




"So are you still a virgin?"




It was pretty spontaneous, and as a normal reflex I just looked up from my lunch and rolled my eyes. "Of course. Duh."

He looked pretty happy with the fact and as he slurped his drink I heard he said under his breath, "Better leave that to me."

And afterwards I totally avoided the Virgin Stalker. EW.








This is Part I. and Part II's coming~