Legion. Ugh.

Okay.
Maybe, just MAYBE it's not Streamyx's problem, it's just my stupid old phone's splitter.
I'll have to buy a new one tomorrow.
See if it works.

If it doesn't...... =.=''' Imagine what I'll do.

Today I'm in a good mood to talk about Legion, which I watched 2 days ago in EC Mall's GSC.
So Legion is a movie about Angel, that's what I heard.
Angel's supposed to be good guy, right? So I have anticipated for something heroic and enchanting.
Instead, it turns out to be grotesque, bloody, gross and ugly.

I sat inside the Cinema with Zhen on my right. :) He was the one who got tortured for accompanying me watching that movie. You would know why later. XD

The movie started pretty peacefully with a woman reminiscing what her mum told her. And yeap, overall still pretty acceptable and I was pretty engrossed until the scene the nice grandma stepped into Paradise Falls.

I always have the tendency to like old ppl coz I think they're really sweet. And this movie totally ruined it. The sweet grandma named Gladys ordered a RAW beef steak and said to Charlie, the pregnant woman, "Your baby will be burned to death." while she's cutting the piece of steak full of flies.

"What did you say?"
"I say, YOUR BABY WILL BE BURNED TO DEATH."
Charlie was furious and sworned a few bad words then she walked straight into the kitchen.

The Grandma continued, "All of you will be burned to death. F*** all the babies, babies should be burned to death. Everything will be over soon."
She said with a smile, and her peaceful look shook me a little.

And the sweet grandma suddenly turned into a carnivorous monster with baby shark teeth and moved like a lizard of sort, clinging on the ceiling and biting ppl's throat off.

GEEZ YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW I SCREAMED.

And poor Zhen's hand got squeezed like mad while I screamed. XD That was what happened when he made the poor choice of watching a scary movie with me. Though I didn't think he was the least bit afraid. =.='''

The movie continues with a series of blood-curdling scenes, shooting ppl off the ground using machine guns and a weird angel with black wings looking more like a Rome soldier than the cherubic angel I know.

The ending is the queerest of all. It just ended like that, leaving everyone scratching their heads.

I guess the highlights of the movie is mostly the actions and the horrible bloody scenes. As for the storyline, uh hum, I think it SUCKS.

Lol, anyway scary movies have always been NOT my cup of tea. And I was still shaking a bit after I came out of the cinema, feeling sick recalling the grandma scene and all.
Perhaps I just have a weak heart handling all these sanguinolent scenes. That's why I'll never make a good doctor. :)

I hope my internet will recover soon! ^^ As for now I'd better go to sleep~ Night..